no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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