I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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