Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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