its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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