You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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