tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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