That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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