Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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