I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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