I love black thongs
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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