she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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