Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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