So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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