I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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