There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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