You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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