singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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