My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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