So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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