I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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