Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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