I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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