Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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