im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
God, I missed his penis.
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