What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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