The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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