Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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