Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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