yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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