So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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