What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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