You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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