We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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