Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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