Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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