I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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