Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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