shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
there is puke in my bra ... again
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