my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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