somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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