At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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