True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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