She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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