I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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