I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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