He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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