You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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