Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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