dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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