I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i think i just lost a toe
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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