Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I believe in your delicious
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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